This is a stationwide Omega public service announcement.

captaingavorn:

Do you happen to roleplay in the Mass Effect universe? Yes? Do you also happen to be plagued by filthy disgusting Vorcha?

What’s that? No, you say? Well would you like to ensure that you never do?

Yeah, I thought so.

It looks like you require the services of Omega’s very own, Preitor Gavorn! The new and upcoming roleplay blog for the dashing, lovable Turian rogue who also happens to be a Captain and a disposer of Vorcha. That’s me.

You better hurry up and get in touch fast before the Vorcha’s breeding rates go high and while my rates are still low! I’m available to contact at the click of a button.

Will dispose of Feral Varren, Rabid Pyjaks, Vorcha, Persons of non-importance, Cerberus Operatives, Adjutants and many, many more!

Prices may vary. Non negotiable. No refunds.

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